One of the funniest things that happened was when I left Hyde Park at around 3.30pm. I spotted a group of sombre and gothic-looking folk dressed mainly in black and waving sinister-looking black and red flags right in the corner of the park. I asked one of them what AF stood for on the flags. “Anarchist Federation,” he said. I then spotted two guys whom I just had to talk to – one was wearing a red muzzle over his mouth and the other was wearing a hat pulled down to his eyebrows and a neckerchief over his mouth.
Me: “You guys look kind of scary.”
(They look at each other. No reaction.)
Me: “What are you doing?”
Anarchist: “We are just hanging out here.”
Me: “Well, why aren’t you hanging out with everyone else down by the stage?”
Anarchist: “Well, we don’t want them to get the blame for anything that might happen up here.”
(They look at each other. No reaction.)
Me: “What are you doing?”
Anarchist: “We are just hanging out here.”
Me: “Well, why aren’t you hanging out with everyone else down by the stage?”
Anarchist: “Well, we don’t want them to get the blame for anything that might happen up here.”
I just had to laugh. There was absolutely nothing for them to target any trouble towards, and yet they still felt they should anticipate it.
If anyone is going to cause trouble in the week ahead, it will be people with that kind of attitude!
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Do those guys know what a federation actually is? Or is it just a word with suitable gravitas to make them feel important?
I think "The Anarchist Gang" might be more appropriate. Or "Team: Anarchist". That is, of course assuming that they understand the meaning and implications of anarchy.
Schmuks.
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